The Perfect Apparel Store on Ego Street sells the perfect suit–so heavy and constricting, it’s sure to weigh you down.
It’s anything but comfortable, very stressful to wear. You will squirm constantly in it and never feel satisfied or content.
When you look in the the mirror, you’ll always find fault with yourself in it, never looking good enough.
The fire of yoga and meditation will incinerate this suit from the inside out, and it will fall in ashes at your feet.
You will feel so much more content and free without this suit in your closet!
Perfect, don’t you think?
